Tell me that none of you are this demented. For the love of CHRIST, tell me that none of you enjoy this shit. I was browsing /a/ after the recent update moot made; new banners, blocking of poor mods, and raising of image limit to 250, with posts to 500 or something of the like. I just happened across this though...

(Monday, January 16, 2012: 23:38 Pacific Time)

TheAmbassa/d/or !!LB4mgDiKR

Fuck one
Marry one
Kill one
Rape one
Break one
Enslave one
Mute/get rid of (but not kill) one
Ignore one
Befriend one
Adopt one
Fight alongside one

Rape Yoshika
Kill Perrine
Marry Erica
Get rid of Luchinni
Befriend Shirley
Fight Alongside Barkhorn
Ignore Sakamoto
Adopt Sanya
Break Eila
Enslave Lynette
Fuck Minna

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Agent 007 12/03/04(Sun)21:17 No. 479 File 133092466494.jpg - ( 139.00KB , 500x666 , 1306563685363.jpg [iqdb] ) Oh fuck it. This really draws things far but if there's no hope, I might as well join so as to prove myself a fool... eh... let's just take it on a 'round the campfire context. Fuck Shirley Marry Lynne Kill Yoshika Rape Trudy Break Sakamoto Enslave Erica Mute Lucchini Ignore Sanya Befriend Perrine Adopt Eila Fight alongside Minna

>>	Anonymous 12/04/19(Thu)13:37 No. 722 Befriend Yoshika Ignore Perrine Befriend Trude Befriend Sakamoto Befriend Eila Befriend Sanya Befriend Minna Befriend Shirley Befriend Lucchini I know i'd get the generic harem end with nothing actually developing. Oh well.

>>	Anonymous 12/04/19(Thu)13:38 No. 723 Befriend Yoshika Ignore Perrine Befriend Trude Befriend Sakamoto Befriend Eila Befriend Sanya Befriend Minna Befriend Shirley Befriend Lucchini Befriend Lynne Befriend Erica I know i'd get the generic harem end with nothing actually developing. Oh well.

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/19602430/Strike_Witches_-tg-_quest.txt
Witches are smalltime.

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>>	Anonymous 12/04/11(Wed)21:46 No. 716 File 133420601963.jpg - ( 167.30KB , 600x800 , fcbd52a2acd376887f26cdceed17bbde3ead1db7.jpg [iqdb] ) MC got THIS close to fucking Minna

>>	Anonymous 12/04/12(Thu)00:37 No. 718 >>716 >implying her powerful buttox wouldn't rip off your meager man bits

>>	Anonymous 12/04/14(Sat)06:42 No. 719 File 13344109308.gif - ( 20.96KB , 540x490 , antiminhammer.gif [iqdb] ) >>716 goddamnit

Pic Unrelated...

We had a bit of an incident, not my doing I might add... beware an influx of fuckwits and Inglorious B/a/sterds. By the way site admins, you might want to put something on the main page about either not advertising or the dangers of improper advertising. Here of course, is the record... with many delicious pictures I might add, if you were to find the thread.

http://boards.4chan.org/a/res/63713150

Today at 7:24, Pacific Time Zone

Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)22:12 No.63723240

Hey, do you want more null and rage?

https://www.helma.xyz/nsfw/res/11.html

>>Agent 007 04/03/12(Tue)22:14 No.63723322
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I see quite a few are thoroughly enjoying themselves...

>shirleyispleased.jpg

>>Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)22:14 No.63723326

>>63723240
NO

>>Agent 007 04/03/12(Tue)22:16 No.63723396

>>63723240
DO NOT LEAD THEM THERE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD. THAT IS THE GODDAMNED HOLY LAND, ABORT ABORT ABORT ABORT ABO-

>>Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)22:19 No.63723519

>>63723240
I like Null

>>Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)22:21 No.63723610

>>63723240

NOPENOPENOPENOPE

>>Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)22:22 No.63723631

>>63723240
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>Agent 007 04/03/12(Tue)22:22 No.63723634

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Agent 007 12/04/03(Tue)19:28 No. 694 File 133350650579.jpg - ( 97.34KB , 664x713 , 1315024584416.jpg [iqdb] ) Oh Christ, I believe we have a breach... our mishap hit the front page. Well, theirs anyway... Anonymous 04/03/12(Tue)22:25 No.63723771 >>63723240 T-Thank you Thank you so much This truly is the pinnacle of fap material. I just saw this thread on the front page and decided to check it out. Wow. Wow. fucking wow. I actually came just scrolling through the thread

Oi oi folks, it's me again... I'm here to ask about some things which I forgot about the other day. Firstly, do we have any gamers here? Particularly those who participate in first person shooters? If so, wonderful, if not then oh well.

Secondly, I'm to get to the point of the first inquiry now. The reason I ask is because of a wish I've had even before now, when I first watched Strike Witches and had, in the very least, Fallout 3. Of course now, I have Fallout New Vegas as well. Oh, and I really don't care about "lore" and what not, I just play it for the challenge and entertainment. You see, I wish that I could have some of, if not all of the girls of the 501st JFW or others as companions, or in the very least, have their weapons at my or other players' disposal. Do we have anyone here who might be capable of such a feat? Or possibly have the mod or mods in their private stocks?

I'm thinking in fighting terms, not flying... I mean, you could add strikers and probably use the flight physics of the Mister Gutsy bots; hell, add a few custom animations and port it onto the flight physics of the Vertibirds (beware of Pika-Man type deformations if done improperly), they're VTOL capable!

Think about it though... Shirley'd be good company in the Mojave, or she would do great in the DC ruins; Sakamoto's being in DC would be like a subtle revenge on real history, seeing as what happened to Fuso/Japan during the end of the Pacific Theater... Hell, there are times when I wouldn't have minded having Minna or Trude with their guns blazing when I moved through dangerous territories such as mutant-controlled areas. And having Sanya? One couldn't help but step in front of .308 rounds or, if in New Vegas for some reason, those of the Anti-Materiel rifle; this would go to Lynne, unless we were given a Boys A/T rifle.

Can ANY of you help me? Willingly? I can't make mods, but others can.

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Anonymous 12/04/01(Sun)16:50 No. 685 File 133332424260.jpg - ( 124.38KB , 1280x1024 , ScreenShot81.jpg [iqdb] ) I don't think anyone here will make anything, but there -are- pre-existing mods that can be combined to give the illusion of Strike Witches. Pretty much at the bare minimum what you need is one of the basic anime hair mods (find one that has the most similar hairs), and an animal ear head wear mod (I know there's at least one for cat ears). Biggest problem is that it's damn near impossible to make characters not look ugly as hell in the NV engine, even with mods, or at least with the mods I had a couple years ago. http://newvegas.nexusmods.com/ Ears: http://newvegas.nexusmods.com/downloads/file.php?id=36743 Eyepatch: http://newvegas.nexusmods.com/downloads/file.php?id=36087 Shreck: http://newvegas.nexusmods.com/downloads/file.php?id=42670 Faust: http://newvegas.nexusmods.com/downloads/file.php?id=42644 School uniforms etc: http://newvegas.nexusmods.com/downloads/file.php?id=42906 Large machine gun and tank-witch esque tiger tank cannon: http://newvegas.nexusmods.com/downloads/file.php?id=38762 Etc etc.. Your best bet is going to be just searching the nexus for things like "wwII" or anime and finding lots of "good enough" mods.

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Agent 007 12/04/01(Sun)17:24 No. 686 File 133332625116.jpg - ( 148.04KB , 810x1200 , 35621764a74a040dc609b4f87677941a.jpg [iqdb] ) Well on the Fallout3nexus a while (a few years) back, I found an amazing uniforms mod; it gave me US Army/Marines/Airborne, German Army and SS uniforms as well as Waffen SS, Red Army uniforms, Japanese uniforms and desert ops dress, jumpsuits for appropriate countries soldiers, and etc. It came with most if not ALL caps including panzer caps, but sadly lacked French or other uniforms; basically it had the uniforms of the countries strong enough to beat the living shit out of each other at the time. Oh, and I almost forgot to mention it has British Army threads and what appear to be RAF dress blues from the time. Link, of course: http://fallout3.nexusmods.com/mods/3445

Found this manga not too long ago. It's kinda like SW but with boats and pants. The twist being that the girls are the actual ships as opposed to famous aces and the like.
It follows the girl Yukikaze (based on the ship the Yukikaze, which never got hit during WWII), her friend shipgirls doing mecha girl like stuff and fighting shipgirls from ABDACOM. (Australia(!), America, England and the Netherlands(!)).

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>>	Daddy Cool 12/03/26(Mon)02:12 No. 681 File 133275312662.jpg - ( 606.94KB , 1115x1600 , 094.jpg [iqdb] ) >>680 Magical German loli. Time to look up volume 3 on the web.

>>	Anonymous 12/03/30(Fri)08:28 No. 682 >>490 I'm uh..guessing they won't mention the Battle of Midway or Phillippine Sea?

>>	Anonymous 12/03/30(Fri)09:44 No. 683 >>682 >>678 Philippines will probably be in later volumes, I'm assuming.

I was browsing some random Strike Witches videos and somehow ended in one about a live concert. It was so-so until it reached the part wherein some random geeky guy with a bullcap handed a MG-42 to Mie Sonozaki, Gertrude's seiyuu.

Maybe I'm just letting my brain fly to destinations unknown, but I have a strange gut feeling that glasses guy is Humikane.

For an event staff, He's sitting too close to the seiyuus. Unless he was a person with significant importance to the whole Strike Witches franchise. Also that guy had a mic and probably gave some speech in the event too, just wasn't included.